Texts while driving With toddler in the back seat

Texts while driving With toddler in the back seat  Scumbag Steve

Not sure if i woke up without a hangover or i am still drunk.

Not sure if i woke up without a hangover or i am still drunk.  Futurama Fry

SENT IMPORTANT E-MAIL RE-READ MESSAGE IN SENT FOLDER TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS STILL OK

SENT IMPORTANT E-MAIL RE-READ MESSAGE IN SENT FOLDER TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS STILL OK  Paranoid Parrot

And if you look to your right you will see the colorado meowtains

And if you look to your right you will see the colorado meowtains  Captain kitteh

I want to get fit and only my excuses are stopping me

I want to get fit and only my excuses are stopping me  First World Problems

Too cool to hang out with the weird kids Too weird to hang out with the cool kids

Too cool to hang out with the weird kids Too weird to hang out with the cool kids  Socially Awksome Penguin

I specialize in suicide hotlines for teenagers who have nowhere else to go

I specialize in suicide hotlines for teenagers who have nowhere else to go  Ordinary Muslim Man

Sleep over at friend's house Pretend to sleep until friend wakes up

Sleep over at friend's house Pretend to sleep until friend wakes up    Socially Awkward Penguin

What if God was created by aliens To keep humans uneducated about the universe and their existence

What if God was created by aliens To keep humans uneducated about the 

universe and their existence  conspiracy keanu

If you didn't want to have tons of debt with no skills You shouldn't have gotten a degree in a field with no jobs

If you didn't want to have tons of debt with no skills You shouldn't have gotten a degree in a field with no jobs  Captain Hindsight