Captain kitteh

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT  Captain kitteh

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT  Captain kitteh

And if you look to your right you will see the colorado meowtains

And if you look to your right you will see the colorado meowtains  Captain kitteh

Im not going down with the ship. Im afraid of water

Im not going down with the ship. Im afraid of water   Captain kitteh

make sure your tray tables are in the upright and locked position so i can sit on your lap

make sure your tray tables are in the upright and locked position so i can sit on your lap  Captain kitteh

Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers. They freak me the fuck out.

Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers.
They freak me the fuck out.  Captain kitteh

Shirley

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Won't let you down

AYE AYE CAPTAIN! Captain kitteh

Captain cat

AYE AYE CAPTAIN Captain kitteh

Buckle up

BUCKLE UP BITCHES AND ENJOY THE RIDE Captain kitteh