Socially Awksome Penguin

Girl texts me asking "What're you doing this weekend? :)" I reply "Was that meant for me?"

Girl texts me asking

-girl isnt interested, so.. -I relax, therefore I am charming and witty -girl eventually finds charm and wit adorable -I realize girl likes me now, so... -I act like a total idiot -girl loses interest (repeat)

-girl isnt interested, so..
-I relax, therefore I am charming and witty
-girl eventually finds charm and wit adorable -I realize girl likes me now, so...
-I act like a total idiot
-girl loses interest
(repeat)
  Socially Awksome Penguin

Text girl you're interested in Boyfriend answers back

Text girl you're interested in Boyfriend answers back  Socially Awksome Penguin

Too cool to hang out with the weird kids Too weird to hang out with the cool kids

Too cool to hang out with the weird kids Too weird to hang out with the cool kids  Socially Awksome Penguin

has super hard dodgeball throw hit cute girl in the face

has super hard dodgeball throw hit cute girl in the face  Socially Awksome Penguin

BUY CONDOMS SELF-CHECKOUT

BUY CONDOMS SELF-CHECKOUT  Socially Awksome Penguin

Has amazing sex... with his sister

Has amazing sex... with his sister  Socially Awksome Penguin

Get a blowjob from totally hot girl Trip on your underpants while putting them back on

Get a blowjob from totally hot girl Trip on your underpants while putting them back on  Socially Awksome Penguin

ask girl out. she says yes "now what the fuck do i do?"

ask girl out. she says yes

Go to store to buy condoms Leave with gum

Go to store to buy condoms Leave with gum  Socially Awksome Penguin