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Girl texts me asking "What're you doing this weekend? :)" I reply "Was that meant for me?"
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-girl isnt interested, so.. -I relax, therefore I am charming and witty -girl eventually finds charm and wit adorable -I realize girl likes me now, so... -I act like a total idiot -girl loses interest (repeat)
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Text girl you're interested in Boyfriend answers back
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Too cool to hang out with the weird kids Too weird to hang out with the cool kids
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has super hard dodgeball throw hit cute girl in the face
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BUY CONDOMS SELF-CHECKOUT
Has amazing sex... with his sister
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Get a blowjob from totally hot girl Trip on your underpants while putting them back on
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ask girl out. she says yes "now what the fuck do i do?"
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Go to store to buy condoms Leave with gum
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