Say "hi" to a friend in Facebook Chat Offline

Say

see acquaintance in hall ...recalculating route...

see acquaintance in hall  ...recalculating route...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stripper smiles at me and calls me cutie i love her

Stripper smiles at me and calls me cutie i love her  Forever Alone

All is Fair in love and war? False. The geneva conventions were designed to protect civilians from such chaotic misconceptions

All is Fair in love and war? False. The geneva conventions were designed to protect civilians from such chaotic misconceptions  Schrute

There's an unflattering photo of her? Wouldn't bang

There's an unflattering photo of her? Wouldn't bang  Butthurt Dweller

If a self-proclaimed 'master of irony' doesn't know what irony is isn't he right?

If a self-proclaimed 'master of irony' doesn't know what irony is isn't he right?  Philosoraptor

Try to compliment girl end up insulting her

Try to compliment girl end up insulting her  Socially Awkward Penguin

complain about royal wedding all week follow coverage and post pictures the next day

complain about royal wedding all week follow coverage and post pictures the next day  Reddit Alien

I know it's hard now that she left But that's a moray

I know it's hard now that she left But that's a moray  Compassionate Shark Friend

Take enormous poop gets on scale

Take enormous poop gets on scale  Foul Bachelorette Frog