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Racing son to the end of the grocery aisle "Daddy, don't beat me!"

Racing son to the end of the grocery aisle

look at that fat mess that just rolled in the bar "that's my girlfriend"

look at that fat mess that just rolled in the bar

goes out with friends runs into wife with another man

goes out with friends runs into wife with another man  Hawkward

your girlfriend doesn't know you very well "that's my wife"

your girlfriend doesn't know you very well

Say "hi" to a friend in Facebook Chat Offline

Say

Come up with an awesome meme idea, post to /r/adviceanimals Turns out "idea" is another meme from many months ago

Come up with an awesome meme idea, post to /r/adviceanimals Turns out

go to nude beach have major wood entire time

go to nude beach have major wood entire time  Hawkward

try to squeeze off fart just makes it louder when it comes out

try to squeeze off fart just makes it louder when it comes out  Hawkward

Tell horrific paedophile joke to friend on phone On speaker phone with wife and kids in car

Tell horrific paedophile joke to friend on phone On speaker phone with wife and kids in car  Hawkward

Whos that weird old lady who keeps looking over here? Friends mom

Whos that weird old lady who keeps looking over here? Friends mom  Hawkward