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Did the President Call? No? OK.

Did the President Call? No? OK. - Did the President Call? No? OK. Politically Oblivious Politician
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That's like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking mess

That's like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking mess
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Did the President Call? No? OK.

Did the President Call? No? OK.
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Why don't you put on your running shoes and get to the fucking point.

Why don't you put on your running shoes and get to the fucking point.
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I need that stuff that junkies use. You know, when it takes a cop like 15 bullets to put em down.

I need that stuff that junkies use. You know, when it takes a cop like 15 bullets to put em down.
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It's the Secret Service for Christ's sake. "Secret" as in shut the fuck up. "Service" as in you work for me, so why don't you shut the fuck up.

It's the Secret Service for Christ's sake.
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Well we are the United States of America, because we are united... and we are states... and we are of America.

Well we are the United States of America, because we are united... and we are states... and we are of America.
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You take your eyebrows and you get out

You take your eyebrows and you get out
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That's a cherry on top of this whole turd cake.

That's a cherry on top of this whole turd cake.
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Birthday gift suggestions for an unnamed White House aide. Suggestion number one: a cake in the shape of a dick. Suggestion number two: a smart new hat in the shape of a dick.

Birthday gift suggestions for an unnamed White House aide. Suggestion number one: a cake in the shape of a dick. Suggestion number two: a smart new hat in the shape of a dick.
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okay kittens time to get drowned

okay kittens time to get drowned
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