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I don't have a girlfriend, i just know someone who would get really mad if they ever heard me say that.

I don't have a girlfriend, i just know someone who would get really mad if they ever heard me say that. - I don't have a girlfriend, i just know someone who would get really mad if they ever heard me say that. Mitch Hedberg
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I don't have a girlfriend, i just know someone who would get really mad if they ever heard me say that.

I don't have a girlfriend, i just know someone who would get really mad if they ever heard me say that.
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I used to support ron paul I still do, but I used to, too.

I used to support ron paul I still do, but I used to, too.
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I find a duck’s opinion on me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

I find a duck’s opinion on me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
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i'm against picketing but i don't know how to show it

i'm against picketing but i don't know how to show it
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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fuck you! that was funny . . . go inside my head and then come out and tell me i'm wrong.

fuck you! that was funny . . . go inside my head and then come out and tell me i'm wrong.
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is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus? or just a really cool opotamus?

is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus? or just a really cool opotamus?
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once
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Spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water. I like dizzy chickens!

Spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water. I like dizzy chickens!
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"Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience."
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