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Naive Ax

Humans seem fascinated by my stalk eyes. One of the humans, Marco, has said they "creep him out big time." I believe this is a compliment.

Humans seem fascinated by my stalk eyes. One of the humans, Marco, has said they
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Hay is for horses. I am not a horse, though in some aspects I closely resemble one.

Hay is for horses. I am not a horse, though in some aspects I closely resemble one. Naive Ax
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I must go elsewhere in search of cookies. The cookies formed by two thin, round, black discs with a layer of adhesive white substance between them are the finest accomplishment of your species!

I must go elsewhere in search of cookies. The cookies formed by two thin, round, black discs with a layer of adhesive white substance between them are the finest accomplishment of your species! Naive Ax
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A lawyer seems to be an odd type of human. Intelligent but in a way that is not terribly useful.

A lawyer seems to be an odd type of human. Intelligent but in a way that is not terribly useful. Naive Ax
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That is why I like humans. It is all about the cinnamon buns.

That is why I like humans. It is all about the cinnamon buns. Naive Ax
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Lips form an open hole in the bottom third of a human face. The hole is used for eating and for forming mouth sounds. As well as kissing, spitting, vomiting, and belching. Humans do a great deal with their mouths, most of it rather pointless.

Lips form an open hole in the bottom third of a human face. The hole is used for eating and for forming mouth sounds. As well as kissing, spitting, vomiting, and belching. Humans do a great deal with their mouths, most of it rather pointless. Naive Ax
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"Um, Ax? You have to drink where the little hole is in the lid." A hole! In the lid! No spills!!! Lllls!! So simple! Imple. And yet so effective!
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"And one other thing? The shoes go on your feet. Not in your pockets." Yes. I remember. Mem. Ber.
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Perhaps your father is Young and Restless. Those who are Young and Restless frequently change mates.

Perhaps your father is Young and Restless. Those who are Young and Restless frequently change mates. Naive Ax
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I can take you to the monkeys. I believe they are close relatives of yours.

I can take you to the monkeys. I believe they are close relatives of yours. Naive Ax
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