Naive Ax

I would love to shuffle my artificial hooves to the music with you But you cannot have my body. My bod. Dee. My bo. Dee.

I would love to shuffle my artificial hooves to the music with you But you cannot have my body. My bod. Dee. My bo. Dee.  Naive Ax

Evidently I am insane. May I go now?

Evidently I am insane. May I go now?  Naive Ax

Do not worry. We are irresponsible teenage hoodlums, possibly gang members, but you are not in any danger.

Do not worry. We are irresponsible teenage hoodlums, possibly gang members, but you are not in any danger.  Naive Ax

Marco was merely concerned that I would go postal. But I have no mail.

Marco was merely concerned that I would go postal. But I have no mail.  Naive Ax

Ax, for the last time. Don't call me "prince." Yes, Prince Jake.

Ax, for the last time. Don't call me

I am called Hey Moron. Hey! Moron-nuh!

I am called Hey Moron. Hey! Moron-nuh!  Naive Ax

I will not be weird. Weeeerd. Weeeeer-duh. I will act like a normal human.

I will not be weird. Weeeerd. Weeeeer-duh. I will act like a normal human.  Naive Ax

Canada? I am from Canada. I am Canadese.

Canada? I am from Canada. I am Canadese.  Naive Ax

I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid store employees. If you could see me, you would be frightened.

I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid store employees. If you could see me, you would be frightened.  Naive Ax

They think I am a 'pokey man.' I have told them I am an Andalite and am actually quite swift, but they insist they need to train me.

They think I am a 'pokey man.' I have told them I am an Andalite and am actually quite swift, but they insist they need to train me.  Naive Ax
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