Perhaps your father is Young and Restless. Those who are Young and Restless frequently change mates.

Perhaps your father is Young and Restless. Those who are Young and Restless frequently change mates. - Perhaps your father is Young and Restless. Those who are Young and Restless frequently change mates.  Naive Ax

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I would love to shuffle my artificial hooves to the music with you But you cannot have my body. My bod. Dee. My bo. Dee.

I would love to shuffle my artificial hooves to the music with you But you cannot have my body. My bod. Dee. My bo. Dee.

Evidently I am insane. May I go now?

Evidently I am insane. May I go now?

Do not worry. We are irresponsible teenage hoodlums, possibly gang members, but you are not in any danger.

Do not worry. We are irresponsible teenage hoodlums, possibly gang members, but you are not in any danger.

Marco was merely concerned that I would go postal. But I have no mail.

Marco was merely concerned that I would go postal. But I have no mail.

Ax, for the last time. Don't call me "prince." Yes, Prince Jake.

Ax, for the last time. Don't call me

I am called Hey Moron. Hey! Moron-nuh!

I am called Hey Moron. Hey! Moron-nuh!

I will not be weird. Weeeerd. Weeeeer-duh. I will act like a normal human.

I will not be weird. Weeeerd. Weeeeer-duh. I will act like a normal human.

Canada? I am from Canada. I am Canadese.

Canada? I am from Canada. I am Canadese.

I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid store employees. If you could see me, you would be frightened.

I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid store employees. If you could see me, you would be frightened.

They think I am a 'pokey man.' I have told them I am an Andalite and am actually quite swift, but they insist they need to train me.

They think I am a 'pokey man.' I have told them I am an Andalite and am actually quite swift, but they insist they need to train me.
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