scumbag success kid

sticks chocolate bar in moms shopping cart doesn't notice until after she pays

sticks chocolate bar in moms shopping cart doesn't notice until after she pays   scumbag success kid

Mom's boobs are mine, dad

Mom's boobs are mine, dad  scumbag success kid

Running late for appointment, check phone and see it's delayed 20 mins Get there early and complain about having to wait

Running late for appointment, check phone and see it's delayed 20 mins Get there early and complain about having to wait  scumbag success kid

prepubescent but ridiculously successful reminds you everyday

prepubescent but ridiculously successful reminds you everyday  scumbag success kid

Saw a hot girl walking home alone late at night Didn't try to rape her

Saw a hot girl walking home alone late at night Didn't try to rape her  scumbag success kid

In candy aisle screams "You're not my mommy"... gets candy

In candy aisle screams

conquered internet dad did all the work

conquered internet dad did all the work  scumbag success kid

repost and no one noticed makes the front page

repost and no one noticed makes the front page  scumbag success kid

Dating 2 girls at the same time neither has facebook

Dating 2 girls at the same time neither has facebook  scumbag success kid

Parked illegally didn't get towed

Parked illegally didn't get towed  scumbag success kid
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