can play guitar and sees one at a party doesn't play it

can play guitar and sees one at a party doesn't play it  Misc

When we go out, you should take off your glasses so you can't see other girls

When we go out, you should take off your glasses so you can't see other girls  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Bitches be like quantum physics. always behaving differently when they're being observed.

Bitches be like quantum physics. always behaving differently when they're being observed.  Neil deGrasse Tyson

I don't always get a phone call but when I do, it's my mom asking if I got her text message

I don't always get a phone call but when I do, it's my mom asking if I got her text message  The Most Interesting Man In The World

my dentist's boob touched my face So I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious

my dentist's boob touched my face So I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious  Things are getting pretty serious

No girlfriend Large paycheck all for myself

No girlfriend Large paycheck all for myself  Forever Alone Success Kid

thought about maybe saying something in class adrenaline rush

thought about maybe saying something in class adrenaline rush   Socially Awkward Penguin

I'll have you know, I stated my true opinion on reddit And I only got 25 downvotes

I'll have you know, I stated my true opinion on reddit And I only got 25 downvotes  Tough Spongebob

GET A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND SPEND ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP WORRYING ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING WRONG INSTEAD OF ENJOYING HER COMPANY

GET A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND SPEND ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP WORRYING ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING WRONG INSTEAD OF ENJOYING HER COMPANY  Scumbag Brain

quit smoking, Started eating right, and working out for past 6 months. hot girl i saw 7 months ago didn't recognize me and called me hot today.

quit smoking, Started eating right, and working out for past 6 months. hot girl i saw 7 months ago didn't recognize me and called me hot today.  Success Kid