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Finds out his book has been leaked on The Pirate Bay Posts link to better quality version in Torrent comments.
15,840 shares
serves as job reference says just the right words to cover your faults
11,132 shares
notices you don't talk much doesn't talk about you not talking
24,880 shares
knows you're broke provides free beer at birthday party
12,704 shares
Sees you trying to merge onto the highway Switches to a different lane so you can
227,108 shares
Uses microwave when everyone is sleeping stops it before it beeps
143,450 shares
Goes to a house party and doesn't drink cleans up spilled drinks, cleans up vomit, and drives everyone home safely
167,642 shares
Girl at the club says boyfriend is out of town we should go back to her place Declines because he doesn't want to be that guy.
274,847 shares
Lends you money Lets you keep it when you try to pay it back, just wanted to make sure you could
155,230 shares
already knows the joke you are telling him pretends he does not, Listens and laughs to make you happy
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