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Finds out his book has been leaked on The Pirate Bay Posts link to better quality version in Torrent comments.
15,536 shares
serves as job reference says just the right words to cover your faults
10,823 shares
notices you don't talk much doesn't talk about you not talking
knows you're broke provides free beer at birthday party
12,408 shares
Sees you trying to merge onto the highway Switches to a different lane so you can
226,822 shares
Uses microwave when everyone is sleeping stops it before it beeps
143,177 shares
Goes to a house party and doesn't drink cleans up spilled drinks, cleans up vomit, and drives everyone home safely
167,328 shares
Girl at the club says boyfriend is out of town we should go back to her place Declines because he doesn't want to be that guy.
274,521 shares
Lends you money Lets you keep it when you try to pay it back, just wanted to make sure you could
154,920 shares
already knows the joke you are telling him pretends he does not, Listens and laughs to make you happy
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