This is why we have dart guns.

This is why we have dart guns. - REACHES REM STATUS WITH NO PROBLEM WAKES YOU UP AT 2 AM TO REMIND YOU TO WAKE UP AT 6 FOR WORK. FIFTEEN TIMES IN A ROW. Scumbag Brain

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You're embarrassed? Don't worry, I'll make your face bright red

You're embarrassed? Don't worry, I'll make your face bright red

More powerful than any computer "Why did I walk into this room again?"

More powerful than any computer

2 EXAMS TOMORROW? HAVE A PANIC ATTACK, IT WILL HELP

2 EXAMS TOMORROW? HAVE A PANIC ATTACK, IT WILL HELP

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

Need to wake up early? Better not sleep. Need to think about waking up early

Need to wake up early? Better not sleep.  Need to think about waking up early

Oh, you were rejected by your crush? you should probably like her even more now

Oh, you were rejected by your crush? you should probably like her even more now

Heard what you said exactly responds saying "What?"

Heard what you said exactly responds saying

About to wake up in a hotel room with your parents? One boner, please.

About to wake up in a hotel room with your parents? One boner, please.

Insists you're forgetting something Won't tell you what it is

Insists you're forgetting something Won't tell you what it is

Oh you're going downstairs in the dark? Let me add an imaginary step at the bottom for you.

Oh you're going downstairs in the dark? Let me add an imaginary step at the bottom for you.
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