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SO I SAYS, I SAYS TO THIS TWIT

If you cook for a living...

FINGER COTS ARE LIKE CONDOMS FOR YOUR FINGERS WHEN YOU CUT YOURSELF Sudden Clarity Clarence

And the blue pill...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE RED PILL WAS FOR DAYTIME RELIEF Matrix Morpheus

It is.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PRESERVED BREAST MILK JEWELERY WAS A THING Matrix Morpheus

...and was fired for incompetence.

YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS? TELL ME HOW I'VE DONE MY JOB WRONG FOR A DECADE Condescending Wonka

This is why we have dart guns.

REACHES REM STATUS WITH NO PROBLEM WAKES YOU UP AT 2 AM TO REMIND YOU TO WAKE UP AT 6 FOR WORK. FIFTEEN TIMES IN A ROW. Scumbag Brain

Janina be gettin' lazy...

ERMAHGERD ANURTHR OLD MEME HURRR Annoying Facebook Girl

True Facts Are True

I DON'T ALWAYS GET REVENGE BUT WHEN I DO, I DESTROY EVERYONE, EVERYTHING AND MYSELF IN THE PROCESS The Most Interesting Man In The World