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I told every girlfriend I've had for the past 5 years that I have never came from a blowjob They all try to be the first to make me, and they feel like they accomplished something when I do.

I told every girlfriend I've had for the past 5 years that I have never came from a blowjob They all try to be the first to make me, and they feel like they accomplished something when I do. - I told every girlfriend I've had for the past 5 years that I have never came from a blowjob They all try to be the first to make me, and they feel like they accomplished something when I do. Confession Bear
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When our home was broken into I went to my daughters room and threw away all of her Justin Bieber things. I told her the burglars took them.

When our home was broken into I went to my daughters room and threw away all of her Justin Bieber things. I told her the burglars took them.
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Sometimes I have sex with my boyfriend knowing he'll pass out after and I can watch whatever I want on tv

Sometimes I have sex with my boyfriend knowing he'll pass out after and I can watch whatever I want on tv
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Friend always said I would end up like the guy in 40 year old virgin His mom took my virginity before he even lost his

Friend always said I would end up like the guy in 40 year old virgin His mom took my virginity before he even lost his
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I was in charge of making T-shirts for a school club I purposely made all of the girl's shirts 1 size smaller so they'd fit nice and tight.

I was in charge of making T-shirts for a school club I purposely made all of the girl's shirts 1 size smaller so they'd fit nice and tight.
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I want to keep america fat because it increases my value as someone who is in shape

I want to keep america fat because it increases my value as someone who is in shape
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Sometimes I wish we could get rid of most safety warnings So darwin's law would take place and idiots would be gone

Sometimes I wish we could get rid of most safety warnings So darwin's law would take place and idiots would be gone
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I like holding doors open for fat people when they are far away It makes me laugh to see them awkwardly jog to catch up

I like holding doors open for fat people when they are far away It makes me laugh to see them awkwardly jog to catch up
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YOU CAN BE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IN THE WORLD BUT IF YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

YOU CAN BE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IN THE WORLD BUT IF YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
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My wife and I own and run our own business I would fire her in a heartbeat if I could

My wife and I own and run our own business I would fire her in a heartbeat if I could
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my wife constantly abuses the thermostat so I turned that one into a dummy thermostat and installed a new one she doesn't know about

my wife constantly abuses the thermostat so I turned that one into a dummy thermostat and installed a new one she doesn't know about
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