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I like holding doors open for fat people when they are far away It makes me laugh to see them awkwardly jog to catch up

I like holding doors open for fat people when they are far away It makes me laugh to see them awkwardly jog to catch up - I like holding doors open for fat people when they are far away It makes me laugh to see them awkwardly jog to catch up Confession Bear
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Got beaten up by a woman today...

I WAS IN THE ELEVATOR WHEN A BUSTY LADY GOT IN. I WAS STARING AT HER BOOBS, WHEN SHE SAID, WOULD YOU PLEASE PRESS 1? SO I DID. I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH AFTERWARDS....
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And I always make sure I say she's hot...

MY WIFE IS A PROFESSOR. I MAKE FAKE REVIEWS ON RATEMYPROF.COM TO BOOST HER SELF ESTEEM.
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They deserve it!

I ENJOY WATCHING BULLS HURT BULLFIGHTERS BECAUSE I FEEL BAD FOR THE ANIMALS
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Being shy sucks

ACTUALLY, I WANT A PERVERTED BOYFRIEND
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I really do...

IF YOUR FACEBOOK PICTURE IS FROM AN ANIME I ASSUME YOU ARE UGLY AS F**K
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Who else can relate?

I THINK MOST VIDEOGAME SOUNDTRACKS ARE BETTER THAN TODAYS' MUSIC
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If someone keeps on about how god has a plan for their life I automatically assume they refuse to take responsibility for their actions

If someone keeps on about how god has a plan for their life I automatically assume they refuse to take responsibility for their actions
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I advised my crush to break up with her BF

I advised my crush to break up with her BF
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My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.

My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.
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I got bored at work today so I started working to help pass the time.

I got bored at work today so I started working to help pass the time.
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