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Dad, can you teach me how to shoot a gun? Remember your brother, Mark? Who? Exactly.
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Dad, Mom said you two were having a party later tonight, and I'm not invited That's because Deez will be there What? Who is Deez? Deeeez Nuts!
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Dad, I wanna go on adventures I was an adventurer once... Then you took an arrow... THEN THE CONDOM BROKE
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Dad, whats the point of praying if God already has a divine plan? Dont question Gods word. But I thought- YOU DID WHAT?
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Dad, it's 90 degrees in my room! That's right son. but why? TO ACCLIMATE YOU FOR HELL.
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Dad they're in the yard Who's in the yard? All the boys MY MILKSHAKES!
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Dad! I got in a fight at school today! How does your mother feel about it? Scared... OFF TO BEL AIR!
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Dad, there's no original content or upvotes! Wait for the Americans to wake up. They're playing Skyrim Good God We're Doomed.
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Dad, Mom's crying because she thinks she's become fat, old and ugly. Oh? And what can I do? Maybe a compliment? Well, she has great eyesight and she's very observant.
Dad, Mom is screwing a golf pro. Yes, and...? He uses your clubs. She dies!
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