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ooh! I love cakes What kind were you making again?
don't worry kid you'll get it right
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It's O.K. I have life insurance. My family will live well after I am gone...
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At least when I don't come home tonight, my wife and kids won't know how horrible I died... Is that a camera? Fuck
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Could Be Worse At least I wont be boiled alive
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Well At least I'm not a virgin
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i'd complain, but I suppose that would be quite shellfish
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Hello, barber! Just a little off the top, please.
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Are those wusthof brand shears? excellent choice, sir
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I won't be home for supper Feeding a different family today
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