Roll over in bed and it squeaks everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating

Roll over in bed and it squeaks  everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating  - Roll over in bed and it squeaks  everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating   Paranoid Parrot

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Received homemade goodies in snack exchange. Secret Santa is trying to poison me!

Received homemade goodies in snack exchange. Secret Santa is trying to poison me!

GROUP OF PEOPLE LAUGHING NEARBY THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU

GROUP OF PEOPLE LAUGHING NEARBY THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU

foot hanging off side of bed monsters will eat it

foot hanging off side of bed monsters will eat it

whole house to myself sleep with lights on

whole house to myself sleep with lights on

haven't heard from depression dog in awhile dear god, he's finally done it!

haven't heard from depression dog in awhile dear god, he's finally done it!

splashback from dump in public toilet just got AIds

splashback from dump in public toilet just got AIds

belt slaps urinal it's trash now

belt slaps urinal it's trash now

Kitchen cooks laughing They spit in my food

Kitchen cooks laughing They spit in my food

Fall asleep in bed with cell phone next to head Cancer

Fall asleep in bed with cell phone next to head Cancer

Lock eyes with instructor during test They think i'm cheating

Lock eyes with instructor during test They think i'm cheating
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