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Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet
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Home alone at night? Better turn every light in the house on
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Posts funny picture on facebook Feels his sense of humor is been judged by everybody
walking out of the store after browsing and not finding what I want they think im shoplifting
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Got nudes from my GF randomly They weren't meant for me
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Roommate dropped the shampoo bottle in the shower Oh fuck. Hes dead.
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types a really complicated word and no spell check show up better mess it up by entering a letter at the end to make sure it's working and the word's spelled correctly
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Destroyed expired credit card Break it down in several pieces and throw them in different trash cans so no one can put it back together
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introduced two of my friends to each other now worried they'll be better friends with each other than with me
216,892 shares
Friend says he will pick me up at 9:00 It's 9:08. He isn't coming.
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