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poop tastes great trust me, I'm a dog
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FEED THE HOMELESS TO OTHER HOMELESS
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Start massive internet phenomenon Get ignored by everyone just a few years later
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Text the girl you like When you're drunk
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Submit a post to advice animals offer neither advice nor animals
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don't do drugs because you'll go prison, and drugs are very, very expensive in prison.
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Take drugs kill bear
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Want easy karma? Post Calvin and Hobbes comic
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Never brag about your girl being able to deep throat Everyone will just assume you have a small penis
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befriend an anorexic eat their food
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