GEOFFREY, BRING THE CAR AROUND I WANT TO SLEEP UNDER IT

GEOFFREY, BRING THE CAR AROUND I WANT TO SLEEP UNDER IT  Aristocat

I don't always post content on Reddit but when i do, i only post to r/trees because the rest of reddit is scary

I don't always post content on Reddit but when i do, i only post to r/trees because the rest of reddit is scary  The Most Interesting Man In The World

So is it a purple monster that eats people... or a monster that eats purple people?

So is it a purple monster that eats people... or a monster that eats purple people?  Philosoraptor

Vagina jokes aren't funny Period

Vagina jokes aren't funny Period  Lame Pun Coon

Says "It's over 9000!!!" Has never heard of Dragonball Z

Says

It's Thorsday Let's get hammered

It's Thorsday Let's get hammered  Advice Thor

not sure if "in a relationship with" her best friend Or actually lesbians

not sure if

Poverty is a lazy man's problem

Poverty is a lazy man's problem  Aristocat

not sure if she really has a headache or just doesn't want to have sex

not sure if she really has a headache or just doesn't want to have sex  Futurama Fry

I thought he'd be glad if i got him some ice-cream he said i was ugly

I thought he'd be glad if i got him some ice-cream he said i was ugly  Redditors Wife