Aristocat

Jeeves, put up my finest curtains I'd like to go climbing

Jeeves, put up my 
finest curtains I'd like to go climbing  Aristocat

Jenkins buy me an expensive cat bed I'd like to sleep in the box it came in

Jenkins buy me an expensive cat bed I'd like to sleep in the box it came in  Aristocat

yesterday we had a blackout i had my overseer shoot him

yesterday we had a blackout 
 i had my overseer shoot him  Aristocat

I am bored Johnson, order more boxes

I am bored Johnson, order more boxes  Aristocat

"i can haz cheezburger?" get a job

I am not racist Some of my best slaves are black

I am not racist Some of my best slaves are black  Aristocat

what did one poor person say to the other poor person? Who cares?

what did one poor person say to the other poor person? Who cares?  Aristocat

Meow Mix? That so proletari-cat

Meow Mix? That so 
proletari-cat  Aristocat

GEOFFREY, BRING THE CAR AROUND I WANT TO SLEEP UNDER IT

GEOFFREY, BRING THE CAR AROUND I WANT TO SLEEP UNDER IT  Aristocat

Poverty is a lazy man's problem

Poverty is a lazy man's problem  Aristocat