everyone else is passed out drunk help the host clean up their mess

everyone else is passed out drunk help the host clean up their mess  Good Guy Greg

claim frontpage is better when school is in session post about the weather

claim frontpage is better when school is in session post about the weather  Reddit Alien

gives you fully functioning brain Sends you to hell for using it

gives you fully functioning brain Sends you to hell for using it  Advice God

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere FALSE. it is only 5 o'clock somewhere once an hour on the hour

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere FALSE.  
it is only 5 o'clock somewhere once an hour on the hour  Schrute

cute girl comments on status, think of witty response for 10 minutes, submit. regret the phrasing of the response forever

cute girl comments on  status, think of witty response for 10 minutes, submit. regret the phrasing of the response forever  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally deletes internet explorer icon Calls Wallmart for refund

Accidentally deletes internet explorer icon Calls Wallmart for refund  Grandma finds the Internet

If God is eternal, but the Earth is only 6,000 years old... what was he doing with this thumb up his ass for the infinite amount of time before us?

If God is eternal, but the Earth is only 6,000 years old... what was he doing with this thumb up his ass for the infinite amount of time before us?  Philosoraptor

BROUGHT HOME SOME HOES AND WEED REMOVER TO KEEP MY LAWN IN TIP TOP SHAPE

BROUGHT HOME SOME HOES AND WEED REMOVER TO KEEP MY LAWN IN TIP TOP SHAPE  Successful Black Man

Hasn't played deus ex yet knows everything about deus ex

Hasn't played deus ex yet knows everything about deus ex  Scumbag Redditor

You're really cute when you think nobody's watching you

You're really cute when you think nobody's watching you  Creeper Canine