Pulled an all-nighter won't stop talking about it

Pulled an all-nighter won't stop talking about it  College Freshman

Knows you're not feeling good Stays by your side all day

Knows you're not feeling good Stays by your side all day  Good Dog Greg

Human farts Willingly takes the blame

Human farts Willingly takes the blame  Good Dog Greg

pukes on the carpet Eats it before you can get a paper towel

pukes on the carpet Eats it before you can get a paper towel  Good Dog Greg

OMG I HATE FILLING OUT APPLICATIONS OMG I HATE MY JOB

OMG I HATE FILLING OUT APPLICATIONS OMG I HATE MY JOB  Annoying Facebook Girl

Brings Laptop to class facebook

Brings Laptop to class facebook  College Freshman

"I don't care if you downvote me" Good

smokes weed becomes paranoid parrot

smokes weed becomes paranoid parrot  Socially Awkward Penguin

BUY CONDOMS SELF-CHECKOUT

BUY CONDOMS SELF-CHECKOUT  Socially Awksome Penguin

Add bacon to all the things

Add bacon to all the things  All The Things