I don't always watch movies with my parents but when i do, the first scene is a sex scene

I don't always watch movies with my parents but when i do, the first scene is a sex scene  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Celebrating birthday at a restaurant, but doesn't let the waiter know Rather miss out on free cake than have the staff sing and draw customer's attention to you

Celebrating birthday at a restaurant, but doesn't let the waiter know Rather miss out on free cake than have the staff sing and draw customer's attention to you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hates racial stereotypes thinks all white, southern republicans are racist

Hates racial stereotypes thinks all white, southern republicans are racist  Liberal Douche Garofalo

I hate my life Tell your mother. She left you No, She left you.

I hate my life Tell your mother. She left you No, She left you.  Stare Dad

I told him we should go for a romantic boat ride He flipped our coffee table over and strapped an engine to it

I told him we should go for a romantic boat ride He flipped our coffee table over and strapped an engine to it  Redditors Wife

Never forgets to lock doors Always forgets if you locked the doors

Never forgets to lock doors Always forgets if you locked the doors  Scumbag Brain

friday reddit.pizza.coke. fapping.

friday reddit.pizza.coke. fapping.  Forever Alone

Did you hear about that tornado in mexico? No. It killed millions. That's not funny. But it only hit one house

Did you hear about that tornado in mexico? No. It killed millions. That's not funny. But it only hit one house  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Have Unfertilized Eggs? why not zoidberg?

Have Unfertilized Eggs? why not zoidberg?  Futurama Zoidberg

4chan makes valid metaphor about reddit overusing memes turns metaphor into meme; overuses it

4chan makes valid metaphor about reddit overusing memes turns metaphor into meme; overuses it  Reddit Alien