what if ancient Egyptians didn't actually worship cats and they were just joking about it like we do on the internet?

what if ancient Egyptians didn't actually worship cats  and they were just joking about it like we do on the internet?  Philosoraptor

If you're ever pulled over at night, turn on your dome lights. It's a courtesy that shows you have nothing to hide, puts the officer at ease and may help you get away with only a warning.

If you're ever pulled over at night, turn on your dome lights. It's a courtesy that shows you have nothing to hide, puts the officer at ease and may help you get away with only a warning.  Actual Advice Mallard

Racing son to the end of the grocery aisle "Daddy, don't beat me!"

Racing son to the end of the grocery aisle

Scooby-Doo taught us that The real monsters are humans

Scooby-Doo taught us that The real monsters are humans  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Eating cheetos at the computer? Use Chopsticks. It keeps the orange off your hands

Eating cheetos at the computer? Use Chopsticks. It keeps the orange off your hands  Actual Advice Mallard

Hit Compile. 1 Error. Fix it. Hit compile again. 927234 errors.

Hit Compile.  1 Error.  Fix it. Hit compile again.  927234 errors.  Programmer

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands  Bad Joke Eel

Sober Thoughts Are drunk words

Sober Thoughts Are drunk words  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't know whether to write affect or effect? Use impact instead

Don't know whether to write affect or effect? Use impact instead  Actual Advice Mallard

I served 10 years behind bars The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people

I served 10 years behind bars The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people  Successful Black Man