It's raining? Free Carwash

It's raining? Free Carwash  Foul Bachelor Frog

make sure your tray tables are in the upright and locked position so i can sit on your lap

make sure your tray tables are in the upright and locked position so i can sit on your lap  Captain kitteh

Has a threesome with girlfriend and her hot best friend Girlfriend decides to become a lesbian

Has a threesome with girlfriend and her hot best friend Girlfriend decides to become a lesbian  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers. They freak me the fuck out.

Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers.
They freak me the fuck out.  Captain kitteh

What if Hitler was actually the second coming of Jesus and People did not realize Hitler has many of the same ideals as god?

What if Hitler was actually the second coming of Jesus and People did not realize Hitler has many of the same ideals as god?  conspiracy keanu

You rolled your first joint last weekend? I hope you're okay! I rolled my ankle last year and it hurt like hell.

You rolled your first joint last weekend? I hope you're okay! I rolled my ankle last year and it hurt like hell.  College Freshman

make witty comment on friend's status someone i dont know liked it

make witty comment on friend's status someone i dont know liked it  Success Kid

Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered

Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered  Paranoid Parrot

Abortion? More like shortcut to heaven

Abortion? More like shortcut to heaven  Success Kid

"We have so much alcohol in our dorm room" "if we combined it all, it would be, like, 6000 proof"