Reads another socially awkward penguin meme.. oh god, i've done every single one..

Reads another socially awkward penguin meme.. oh god, i've done every single one..  Socially Awkward Penguin

My new book Ran out of batteries

My new book Ran out of batteries  First World Problems

-girl isnt interested, so.. -I relax, therefore I am charming and witty -girl eventually finds charm and wit adorable -I realize girl likes me now, so... -I act like a total idiot -girl loses interest (repeat)

-girl isnt interested, so..
-I relax, therefore I am charming and witty
-girl eventually finds charm and wit adorable -I realize girl likes me now, so...
-I act like a total idiot
-girl loses interest
(repeat)
  Socially Awksome Penguin

Takes a dump in a public bathroom Leaves it sitting there for the next person

Takes a dump in a public bathroom Leaves it sitting there for the next person  Scumbag Steve

Blacked out on st. pattys day woke up with a pocket full of money

Blacked out on st. pattys day woke up with a pocket full of money  Success Kid

Can't tell if hungry or just bored

Can't tell if hungry or just bored  Futurama Fry

Accidentally sends text to wrong person asking if they want to hook up they say yes

Accidentally sends text to wrong person asking if they want to hook up  they say yes  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

not sure if my tan is improving Or the lighting in this bathroom is awesome

not sure if my tan is improving Or the lighting in this bathroom is awesome  Futurama Fry

realise there's food on my face lunch was two hours ago

realise there's food on my face lunch was two hours ago  Socially Awkward Penguin

you honked as soon as the light turned green? you must have many important places to be

you honked as soon as the light turned green? you must have many important places to be  Condescending Wonka