She slapped me with a restraining order So I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious

She slapped me with a restraining order So I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious  Things are getting pretty serious

throws a grenade killed 26 people then grenade explodes

throws a grenade killed 26 people then grenade explodes   overly manly man

Hormones in milk can be dangerous drops Acid purchased from a stranger

Hormones in milk can be dangerous drops Acid purchased from a stranger  College Liberal

CHECKS HIMSELF STILL WRECKS HIMSELF

CHECKS HIMSELF STILL WRECKS HIMSELF  Bad Luck Brian

Taylor swift is absolutely gorgeous but all her songs are about guys dumping her she must have a terrible personality

Taylor swift is absolutely gorgeous but all her songs are about guys dumping her she must have a terrible personality  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Gives you shit about nike clothes made in sweatshops Uses Macbook

Gives you shit about nike clothes made in sweatshops Uses Macbook   College Liberal

One Does Not Simply make a few pieces of bacon

One Does Not Simply make a few pieces of bacon  Boromir

I'll pretend to be asleep so then they'll have to carry me to bed

I'll pretend to be asleep  so then they'll have to carry me to bed   Evil Toddler

Someday we'll beat our milk addiction Someday...

Someday we'll beat our milk addiction Someday...  Someday

I advised my crush to break up with her BF

I advised my crush  to break up with her BF   Confession Bear