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Evil Toddler

Remember when I said I didn't poop? I LIED.

Remember when I said I didn't poop? I LIED. Evil Toddler
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I'll pretend to be asleep so then they'll have to carry me to bed

I'll pretend to be asleep so then they'll have to carry me to bed Evil Toddler
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it would be a shame if all your play-doh was... one color

it would be a shame if all your play-doh was... one color Evil Toddler
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Daylight savings time? I'll get up even earlier than normal to really fuck with your mind

Daylight savings time? I'll get up even earlier than normal to really fuck with your mind Evil Toddler
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I'll just tell them my legs are tired So they have to carry me for the rest of the trip

I'll just tell them my legs are tired So they have to carry me for the rest of the trip Evil Toddler
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Thanks for the stickers mom and dad They'll look great on the car windows

Thanks for the stickers mom and dad They'll look great on the car windows Evil Toddler
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I'm going to wait until they paint the wall THen i color all over it with markers

I'm going to wait until they paint the wall THen i color all over it with markers Evil Toddler
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After I spend my first 12 years sucking the life and money out of my parents I'll complain about how bad they raised me!

After I spend my first 12 years sucking the life and money out of my parents I'll complain about how bad they raised me! Evil Toddler
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recruiter baby

WHEN A CANDIDATE ACCEPTS YOUR LINKEDIN REQUEST Evil Toddler
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IT WILL BE MINE

AND IF ALL MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT THEN ONE OF THEM WILL BE MINE! Evil Toddler
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