listen, sugar tits when i say i'm hungry, that means i'm hungry. now.

listen, sugar tits when i say i'm hungry, that means i'm hungry.  now.     Baby Godfather

I did Drive-thru at Taco Bell Forgot to stop at pick-up window

I did Drive-thru at Taco Bell Forgot to stop at pick-up window  Stoner Dog

Doesn't drink from plastic water bottles because of dangerous chemicals Smokes

Doesn't drink from plastic water bottles because of dangerous chemicals Smokes  College Liberal

Takes shirt off at night moonburn

Takes shirt off at night moonburn  Over Confident Ginger

want your computer to run triple the speed? delete system32

want your computer to run triple the speed? delete system32  Malicious Advice Mallard

DRILL SERGEANT? OH, YOU MEAN A MAN WITH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX.

DRILL SERGEANT? OH, YOU MEAN A MAN WITH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX.  overly manly man

find that motherfucker no one beats me in a game of hide and go seek

find that motherfucker no one beats me in a game of hide and go seek  Baby Godfather

Remember when I said I didn't poop? I LIED.

Remember when I said I didn't poop? I LIED.  Evil Toddler

if swearing is immature why is it referred to as "adult language"?

if swearing is immature why is it referred to as

Always hit on the hottest girl in the room If you strike out, you're not having any less sex with her

Always hit on the hottest girl in the room If you strike out, you're not having any less sex with her  Words of Wisdom