After I spend my first 12 years sucking the life and money out of my parents I'll complain about how bad they raised me!

After I spend my first 12 years sucking the life and money out of my parents I'll complain about how bad they raised me!  Evil Toddler

Complains about boss to new co-worker "That's my dad."

Complains about boss to new co-worker

holds door for girl to mens room

holds door for girl to mens room  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells a cute girl class is cancelled Invited over for muffins

Tells a cute girl class is cancelled  Invited over for muffins   Socially Awesome Penguin

I CANT REMEMBER MY PASSWORDS FOR ALL MY BANK ACCOUNTS

I CANT REMEMBER MY PASSWORDS FOR ALL MY BANK ACCOUNTS  First World Problems

1 pillow is too low but 2 pillows is too high

1 pillow is too low but 2 pillows is too high  First World Problems

girl openly flirts with you oh god what does she want from me

girl openly flirts with you oh god what does she want from me  Socially Awkward Penguin

You're hanging out with your female cousin Are you sure she's your cousin?

You're hanging out with your female cousin Are you sure she's your cousin?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Knows one person at the party Ends up following them around the entire night

Knows one person at the party Ends up following them around the entire night  Socially Awkward Penguin

dude says he gets 10 times the girls i will ever get laugh at him because 10 x 0 = 0

dude says he gets 10 times the girls i will ever get laugh at him because 10 x 0 = 0  Forever Alone