We're getting married in July you should probably propose before then

We're getting married in July you should probably propose before then  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I'll just tell them my legs are tired So they have to carry me for the rest of the trip

I'll just tell them
 my legs are tired So they have to carry me for the rest of the trip  Evil Toddler

the crust on pizza is like a free breadstick

the crust on pizza is like a free breadstick  10 Guy

Can i use the restroom? I don't know , can you?

Can i use the restroom? I don't know , can you?  Scumbag Teacher

For halloween we should dress up as a bride and groom

For halloween we should dress up as a bride and groom  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Not sure if wearing glasses makes me look bad Or if wearing glasses enabels me to see how bad I really look

Not sure if wearing glasses makes me look bad Or if wearing glasses enabels me to see how bad I really look  Futurama Fry

Makes a phone call "oh god please don't pick up!"

Makes a phone call

How long will the drive take? About 3 beers

How long will the drive take? About 3 beers  Redneck Randal

Game of Russian Roulette? Sure, my record is 67 wins and 4 losses

Game of Russian Roulette? Sure, my record is 67 wins and 4 losses  overly manly man

The man who created "knock knock" jokes deserves a "no-bell" prize.

The man who created