children? You mean fuck trophies?

children? You mean fuck trophies?  overly manly man

sees that you're not close to the door doesn't hold it open and make you run for it

sees that you're not close to the door doesn't hold it open and make you run for it  Misc

The word "car" Is short for carriage

The word

I WANT TO BUY SNACKS AT A VENDING MACHINE but all my bills are too large.

I WANT TO BUY SNACKS AT A VENDING MACHINE but all my bills are too large.  First World Problems

She wants the D? You need girl who wants A

She wants the D? You need girl who wants A  High Expectations Asian Father

Thought i had to do laundry Found another pair of underwear

Thought i had to do laundry Found another pair of underwear  Success Kid

girlfriend dumps me a week before her birthday return her $300 gift

girlfriend dumps me a week before her birthday return her $300 gift  Success Kid

Every clock I have updates automatically I didn't even realize it was daylights savings time

Every clock I have updates automatically I didn't even realize it was daylights savings time  First World Problems

Got a job Now i cant play video games all day

Got a job Now i cant play video games all day  First World Problems

Daylight savings time? I'll get up even earlier than normal to really fuck with your mind

Daylight savings time? I'll get up even  earlier than normal to really fuck with your mind  Evil Toddler