emails resume to wrong guy guy so impressed he hires you, anyway

emails resume to wrong guy guy so impressed he hires you, anyway  Success Kid

When I turn off the lights downstairs at night I still run up the stairs as fast as possible

When I turn off the lights downstairs at night I still run up the stairs as fast as possible  Confession Bear

I got $50 worth of iTunes Gift Cards for Christmas But I pirate all my music

I got $50 worth of iTunes Gift Cards for Christmas But I pirate all my music  First World Problems

gets expensive pair of headphones for Christmas Cuts the cord while opening the package

gets expensive pair of headphones for Christmas  Cuts the cord while opening the package   Bad Luck Brian

I NEVER HAD TIME TO PLAY WITH MY GIFTS ON CHRISTMAS DAY BECAUSE I HAD TO GO VISIT MY FAMILY AND GET MORE GIFTS

I NEVER HAD TIME TO PLAY WITH MY GIFTS ON CHRISTMAS DAY BECAUSE I HAD TO GO VISIT MY FAMILY AND GET MORE GIFTS  First World Problems

I farted at my girlfriends christmas dinner. Then let her great grandma with dementia take the blame.

I farted at my girlfriends christmas dinner. Then let her great grandma with dementia take the blame.  Confession Bear

uses rape whistle alerts more rapists of his location

uses rape whistle alerts more rapists of his location  Bad Luck Brian

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT  Captain kitteh

if you are a boy with diamond earring studs i automatically assume you're a douchebag

if you are a boy with diamond earring studs i automatically assume you're a douchebag  Confession Bear

flipping a coin my best chances of getting head

flipping a coin my best chances of getting head  Forever Alone