Everyone on Facebook can't shut-up about Pearl Harbor and how the Japanese deserved the earthquake Americans commited genocide on the american indian. what do we deserve?

Everyone on Facebook can't shut-up about Pearl Harbor and how the Japanese deserved the earthquake Americans commited genocide on the american indian. what do we deserve?  LIfe is Confusing

Hi, can i live in your spacious house? I promise to eat flies and keep to myself. dear god! did you just spray me with furniture polish? you crazy bitch!

Hi, can i live in your spacious house? I promise to eat flies and keep to myself. dear god!
 did you just spray me with furniture polish? you crazy bitch!  Misunderstood Spider

State the obvious before it's obvious

State the obvious before it's obvious  Courage Wolf

Eat you out? Sure, McDonald's or Subway?

Eat you out? Sure, McDonald's or Subway?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

she refuses to have sex with me Wouldn't bang

she refuses to have sex with me Wouldn't bang  Butthurt Dweller

Printed something do i have to call them to put it back online again?

Printed something do i have to call them to put it back online again?  Tech Impaired Duck

Make fun of earthquake in japan with memes and try to take down Louis Vuitton with photoshops of rim jobs. all in one day. phew... being a hero can be exhausting.

Make fun of earthquake in japan with memes and try to take down Louis Vuitton with photoshops of rim jobs. all in one day. phew... being a hero can be exhausting.  Reddit Alien

come up for coffee? it's like 11 oclock

come up for coffee? it's like 11 oclock  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Send natural disaster take credit for survivors

Send natural disaster take credit for survivors  Advice God

God's body count = 2,476,633 Satan's body count = 10 (and with God's permission)

God's body count = 
2,476,633 Satan's body count =
10 
(and with God's permission)  Advice God