Lights his joint with a bunsen burner

Lights his joint with a bunsen burner  Rasta Science Teacher

common cold? too mainstream

common cold? too mainstream  Oblivious Hipster

I'm going to break in This new pair of shoes

I'm going to break in This new pair of shoes  Successful Black Man

Made a new meme Got up-votes!

Made a new meme Got up-votes!  Bunny Bros

eats 4 coworkers Now too important to lay off

eats 4 coworkers Now too important to lay off  Office Grizzly

Would you look at that rock on my wife's hand? It was expensive, but she's worth it!

Would you look
 at that rock on my wife's hand? It was expensive, but she's worth it!  Successful Black Man

All the clothes you're wearing are clean Feel like you've accomplished something

All the clothes you're wearing are clean Feel like you've accomplished something  Foul Bachelor Frog

Only tables in middle open THEY'RE ALL WATCHING

Only tables in middle open THEY'RE ALL WATCHING  Paranoid Parrot

How was your blind date? Fucked like rabbits!

How was your blind date? Fucked like rabbits!  Bunny Bros

Post pics of new car on facebook real owner asks you to take them down

Post pics of new car on facebook real owner asks you to take them down  Hawkward