My bitch is pregnant Our daughter will be thrilled to play with the new puppies

My bitch is pregnant Our daughter will be thrilled to play with the new puppies  Successful Black Man

Class finishes at 4:30 Dismisses class at 4:19

Class finishes at 4:30 Dismisses class at 4:19  Rasta Science Teacher

Go to movie Get both armrests

Go to movie Get both armrests  Forever Alone

Adds exclamation points to everything feeling kinda depressed!!!

Adds exclamation points to everything feeling kinda depressed!!!  Annoying Facebook Girl

bloodshot eyes head to the eyewash station

bloodshot eyes head to the eyewash station  Rasta Science Teacher

Procrastinating on homework? I'm going to procrastinate feeding you.

Procrastinating on homework? I'm going to procrastinate feeding you.  Tiger Mom

I don't vote along party lines. I thoroughly research each candidate and vote according to my principles.

I don't vote along party lines.  I thoroughly research each candidate and vote according to my principles.  Successful Black Man

Mom asks "why are your socks crusty?"

Mom asks

sets frequency generator to any frequency always emits reggae

sets frequency generator to any frequency always emits reggae   Rasta Science Teacher

Say goodbye to someone have keep walking next to them for the next 5 minutes until you cross the street

Say goodbye to someone have keep walking next to them  for the next 5 minutes until you cross the street  Hawkward