You know... I starred in "Race to Witch Mountain". "Race to Witch Mountain"? More like "Race from any legitimacy as an actor Mountain".

You know... I starred in

Coworker sees you in elavator they take the stairs

Coworker sees you in elavator they take the stairs  Forever Alone

Exam on 4/20 Doesn't show up

Exam on 4/20 Doesn't show up  Rasta Science Teacher

Ask if you can borrow a man's chair for your presentation Realize He's sitting in a wheel chair

Ask if you can borrow a man's chair for your presentation Realize He's sitting in a wheel chair  Hawkward

Let's just say I stuck my carrot in her lettuce patch!

Let's just say I stuck my carrot in her lettuce patch!  Bunny Bros

Has a blunt statement about your paper

Has a blunt statement about your paper  Rasta Science Teacher

Says exam will only cover material in lecture notes LOL JOKES, GOOD LUCK With that last question bitches

Says exam will only cover material in lecture notes LOL JOKES, GOOD LUCK With that last question bitches  Engineering Professor

you sold your startup to google? that will look great on your med school application

you sold your startup to google? that will look great on your med school application  High Expectations Asian Father

Worry about making bad conversation Make no conversation

Worry about making bad conversation Make no conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

Play hide 'n' seek never be found

Play hide 'n' seek never be found  Forever Alone