Hide your kids! Hide your wives! It's me. I'm snatching the people up. You mean you're....? Rapin' errbody out hurr.

Hide your kids! Hide your wives! It's me. I'm snatching the people up. You mean you're....? Rapin' errbody out hurr.  Stare Dad

Designated Driver first one to get drunk

Designated Driver first one to get drunk  Scumbag Steve

I drank some beer last night Everything is better than pbr!

I drank some beer last night Everything is better than pbr!  Sad Hipster

Anal? No, I just like to keep things organized

Anal? No, I just like to keep things organized  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Let's get high grades on the exam next week

Let's get high grades on the exam next week  Rasta Science Teacher

I gave That bitch some snozzberries Bitiches love snozzberries

I gave That bitch some snozzberries Bitiches love snozzberries   Creepy Wonka

befriend an anorexic eat their food

befriend an anorexic eat their food  Advice Dog

Say the word "Black" Oh god, there's a black guy behind me

Say the word

stripper gives lap dance shake her hand

stripper gives lap dance shake her hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

i NEED THAT PAPERWORK JOHNSON, HAVE IT ON MY DESK MAKE SURE YOU crumple them up first

i NEED THAT PAPERWORK JOHNSON, HAVE IT ON MY DESK MAKE SURE YOU crumple them up first  Business Cat