Dad! I cut myself while shaving! I'm sure your face is fine. This wasn't on my face. DOES THIS MEAN I FINALLY GET TO SEE YOUR PENIS?

Dad! I cut myself while shaving! I'm sure your face is fine. This wasn't on my face. DOES THIS MEAN I FINALLY GET TO SEE YOUR PENIS?  Stare Dad

If you're thinking "What is something I would normally say to this?" You've already been thinking too long to sound normal

If you're thinking

They laughed at my silence I silenced their laughter

They laughed at my silence I silenced their laughter  Karate Kyle

Well At least I'm not a virgin

Well At least I'm not a virgin  Optimistic Crab

i'd complain, but I suppose that would be quite shellfish

i'd complain, but I suppose that would be quite shellfish  Optimistic Crab

Girlfriend y u no have big ass titties like your sister?

Girlfriend y u no have big ass titties like your sister?  Y U No

Read first line of sexually oblivious rhino look it up at urban-dictionary

Read first line of sexually oblivious rhino look it up at urban-dictionary  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Bust a nut? Not if use my torque wrench

Bust a nut? Not if use my torque wrench  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Walk in on some guy jacking off He doesn't stop

Walk in on some guy jacking off He doesn't stop  Hawkward

Threesome? My phone doesn't offer conference calling

Threesome? My phone doesn't offer conference calling  Sexually Oblivious Rhino