J-Walking? Why not A-walking?

J-Walking? Why not
 A-walking?  High Expectations Asian Father

Girlfriend needs creamer from store go to gas station and stuff 20 minis in baggy pants

Girlfriend needs creamer from store go to gas station and stuff 20 minis in baggy pants  Scumbag Steve

"I'm glad I could help you, and thank you for calling American Express today." "You're welcome."

Buy item on sale and It rings up at regular price Don't say anything and BUY IT ANYWAY

Buy item on sale and
It rings up at regular price Don't say anything and
BUY IT ANYWAY  Socially Awkward Penguin

You can't make change for a dollar? That makes no cents!

You can't make change for a dollar? That makes no cents!  Lame Pun Coon

pocket-dial forever alone guy he stays on the line for two hours, waiting for someone to speak

pocket-dial forever alone guy he stays on the line for two hours, waiting for someone to speak  Hawkward

This is my pipette. There are many like it but this one is mine. My pippete is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life My pipette, without me, is useless. Without my pipette, I am useless.

This is my pipette.  There are many like it but this one is mine.  My pippete is my best friend.  It is my life.  I must master it as I must master my life  My pipette, without me, is useless. Without my pipette, I am useless.  Science Major Mouse

You want 10 dollars for the Reddit Servers? Now remember, I gotta make a profit here

You want 10 dollars for the Reddit Servers? Now remember, I gotta make a profit here  Pawn Star

final exams coming up personal hygene: disengaged

final exams coming up personal hygene: disengaged  Foul Bachelor Frog

you tell friend about a mutual friend's party friend didn't get invited

you tell friend about a mutual friend's party friend didn't get invited  Hawkward