English degree? History degree? Geography degree? There are better paying jobs than a high school teacher.

English degree? History degree?
Geography degree? There are better paying jobs than a high school teacher.  Condescending Fox

When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. I was charged with possession of a salt and battery.

When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. I was charged with possession of a salt and battery.  Lame Pun Coon

Embarrassing song starts playing on iPod Everyone heard it through the earbuds

Embarrassing song starts playing on iPod Everyone heard it through the earbuds  Paranoid Parrot

two girls on chatroulette get scared and leave

two girls on chatroulette get scared and leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

run fingers through hair, one strand of hair comes out I'm going bald

run fingers through hair, one strand of hair comes out I'm going bald  Paranoid Parrot

#1 rule of office parties no fuckin balloons

#1 rule of office parties no fuckin balloons  Business Cat

Whos that weird old lady who keeps looking over here? Friends mom

Whos that weird old lady who keeps looking over here? Friends mom  Hawkward

Hold breathe to not sneeze Sneezes really weird instead

Hold breathe to not sneeze Sneezes really weird instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

The Constitution? I prefer the Articles of Confederation

The Constitution? I prefer the Articles of Confederation  Hipster Kitty

He broke my pencil I broke his neck

He broke my pencil I broke his neck  Karate Kyle