Tell horrific paedophile joke to friend on phone On speaker phone with wife and kids in car

Tell horrific paedophile joke to friend on phone On speaker phone with wife and kids in car  Hawkward

CEO is in our local office? Johnson...break out the Fancy Feast

CEO is in our local office? Johnson...break out the Fancy Feast  Business Cat

Oh God someone is using the can opener

Oh God someone is using the can opener  Horrorcat

Watch romantic comedy Feel depressed

Watch romantic comedy Feel depressed  Forever Alone

yo momma is so fat she is going to develop hypertension

yo momma is so fat she is going to develop hypertension  Anti-Joke Chicken

violent Uprisings in the middle east? Book airline ticket

violent Uprisings in the middle east? Book airline ticket  Courage Wolf

make friends with cute underclassmen last day of class

make friends with cute underclassmen last day of class  Socially Awkward Penguin

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption  Lame Pun Coon

Leave water bottle in a public place Someone pissed in it

Leave water bottle in a public place Someone pissed in it  Paranoid Parrot

In regard to my own troubles, i possess ninety-nine However, a commanding concubine be not included in these affairs

In regard to my own troubles, i possess ninety-nine However, a commanding concubine be not included in these affairs  Joseph Ducreux