It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend--

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’
forward to the
weekend, weekend--  Annoying Squirrel

reddit emergency mode: seek out and camp at witty karma bombs for when the site restores

reddit emergency mode: seek out and camp at witty karma bombs for when the site restores  Reddit Alien

Come late for class man up before walking in classroom

Come late for class man up before walking in classroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

complains about cell phone tracking his every move never leaves computer desk

complains about cell phone tracking his every move never leaves computer desk  Butthurt Dweller

running to class, see someone you know slow to a walk

running to class, see someone you know slow to a walk  Socially Awkward Penguin

Horatio! Apparently the victim had ejaculate in her eyes! Well... It looks like... She saw him coming...

Horatio! Apparently the victim had ejaculate in her eyes! Well... It looks like... She saw him coming...  Horatio Cane YEEAAAAHH

I love making the boys bend over backwards to get their next badge

I love making the boys bend over backwards to get their next badge  Harmless Scout Leader

I'm only 8 steps away from a black belt You're only 1 step away from a black eye

I'm only 8 steps away from  a black belt You're only 1 step away from a black eye  Karate Kyle

asexual? excellent job, but why no grandkids yet??

asexual? excellent job, but why no grandkids yet??  High Expectations Asian Father

It's okay, I don't mind if you have a guys' night with your friends It's a trap!

It's okay, I don't mind if you have a guys' night with your friends It's a trap!  Admiral Ackbar Relationship Expert