Brags About Being A Cougar to Friends Husband sleeps on couch if he mentions sex

Brags About Being A Cougar to Friends  Husband sleeps on couch if he mentions sex  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants mom to respect him as a man Mom still butters his toast for him

Wants mom to respect him as a man Mom still butters his toast for him
  Scumbag Steve

Reddit, y u no go down during finals week?!

Reddit, y u no go down during finals week?!  Y U No

what's strong enough for a man, but built for a woman? the back of my hand

what's strong enough for a man, 
but built for a woman? the back of my hand  Redneck Randal

Dad! I can't sleep! Tell me a story! What kind of story do you want to hear? Fantasy fiction! Bring me a bible.

Dad! I can't sleep!
Tell me a story! What kind of
story do you
want to hear? Fantasy
fiction! Bring me
a
bible.  Stare Dad

Couldn't get through to friend in Albany on 9/11 still tells the story

Couldn't get through to friend in Albany on 9/11 still tells the story  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Keep old shirts for "workout clothes" Never workout

Keep old shirts for

we are sharing a dream within a dream you expect me to believe that? you've got to be dreaming

we are sharing a dream within a dream you expect me to believe that? 
you've got to be dreaming  Inception

New meme Don't use any others for a week

New meme Don't use any others for a week  Reddit Alien

i spent hours playing outside when i was a kid. Here's a bike helmet, taser, cellphone and pepper spray. Call me every 5 minutes to let me know where you are, and be back no later than 5pm.

i spent hours playing outside when i was a kid. Here's a bike helmet, taser, cellphone and pepper spray.  Call me every 5 minutes to let me know where you are, and be back no later than 5pm.  Sheltering Suburban Mom